Alice’s Page Here are Alice’s xmas jokes: Q. How does Mr. Wenceslas like his pizzas? A. Deep-pan, crisp and even! (between a girl and the guy she fancies) Girl: What’s the difference between an elephant and and a matterbaby? Guy: What’s a matterbaby? Girl: Nothing, but thanks for asking! Q. Do you have any good jokes? A. Yes. I’ll only tell you because ‘tis the season to be jolly’.